Nuala+Ni+Dhomhnail+-+Nude

The long and short of it is I'd far rather see you nude - your silk shirt and natty

tie, the brolly under your oxter in case of a rainy day, the three-piece seersucker suit that's so incredibly trendy,

your snazzy loafers and, la-di-da, a pair of gloves made from the skin of a doe,

then, to top it all, a crombie hat set at a rak- ish angle - none of these add up to more than the icing on the cake.

For, unbeknownst to the rest of the world, behind the outward show lies a body unsurpassed for beauty, without so much as a wart

or blemish, but the brill- iant slink of a wild animal, a dream- cat, say, on the prowl, leaving murder and mayhem

in its wake. Your broad, sinewy shoulders and your flank smooth as the snow on a snow-bank.